God's ultimate creation:an inside story on what went wrong..
Ok..so I was just wondering..how God must have felt when he created MAN: the ultimate creation. He can fend for himself and even procreate his kind!
GOD MUST HAVE BEEN DAMN EXCITED! Really, considering the exaggerated state of happiness I sink into, whenever I do a relatively mediocre piece of work...he must have been super kicked with his creation of man...considering he started off with..JELLYFISH:!
But in his excitement he made mistakes..as all of us do in that HIGH phase..he must have been so eager to perfect Adam, Eve and their progeny that he over spent his resources..and now he was left with few resources..till the replenishment came...that is the existing people died off and he could re stock...ok..thats gross...but lets continue my story...
So in order to stretch his resources to the best he made an inventory of existing stock in terms of their quantity...
He realised that the essence of man was lacking..there was a dirth of brains, character and beauty(strictly external)...:( sigh..he must have felt really SAD.
Anyways, you always need to make do with what you have...as even god says.."I help those who help themselves"...so now the pieces (men and women) were made to FIT THE BILL literally..so there were people who were ravishing but lacking in brains/character..then there were those who had amazing brains but lacking in character/beauty and there were those who had character but lacked brains/beauty...wah..so sad la...and thats how it is that "nobody can ever have the best of everything"..coz all this cost cutting made god a bit miserly and even after replenishing he continued making men and women this way...ofcourse there were generous instances when people got 2/3 of these ingredients..but most people were a 1...and that continues..
This is just a theory..however I have seen it in fact so often that now I believe it may "hold water"..how about a significance check...hehe